This is what No Nation Army was made for. Things that I didn’t have time to discuss in Ambiguous Vindication. Well I don’t want this to go into to much detail because I don’t like grossing people out and stuff. But I just feel like guys should refrain from receiving oral sex as much as they possibly can.
Why, you may be asking. Isn’t this fucker a guy? Well yes I am, but I also can see that from a woman’s point of view it might just be kind of unnecessary. When you hear me out you might understand it all a little better. How many people out there know a guy that has had sex? How many of those guys had an orgasm? Probably all of them, in fact it’s a safe bet. But when it comes to girls it is much harder for them to have one.
All a guy needs is friction, there’s not much else needed for them. We’re built that way, we just have and easier time. Women take time, they have to be treated a certain way, they have to be emotionally prepared and there has to be a level of comfort, sometimes, if there’s not, it might even hurt more than it feels good.
Guys don’t need emotional help to cum, if there’s an erection you can be damn sure that they will get there, with or with out a mouth, or even another person for that matter. It doesn’t take a tender touch, kind words or any of that like it might for women. It takes speed and friction.
Hell there are guys out there who claim to be able to orgasm if they just think about it hard enough, they call it mental masturbation, look that shit up sometime. What ever the reason, men just have an easier time with orgasm.
So why the hell should any woman go out of her way to do something like blow a guy when and give him extra pleasure when chances are, he won’t give her enough in the first place?
I mean if she really wants to, then more power to her, but for a guy to sit there and beg and bitch about not getting it and then when it comes time for him to return the favor you can damn near bet he’ll just bitch about the job she did.
Since I’ve talked about this whole bit, I’ve always said that I would much rather eat a girl out than have her go down on me. I say that because I would feel more pleasured knowing that she was happy and satisfied than giving into my own selfish desires for something I don’t really need help doing. In all honesty if you want to cum with out pleasuring someone that bad go and fucking beat off and stop being a dick about it.
I’m not saying that I’ll never receive a blow job and I’m not saying I’ll go down on every girl I am with, that’s just a skanky move. But what I am saying is that I think a guy would do himself better, do the relationship better, and show some fucking chivalry by going down on her with out being asked to and without asking for anything in return.
