Chapter One: What's Wrong With Men?

This is a blog for those who have realized the error of their ways. We have all done wrong things in the past and it is time to own up to them. As a man I can tell you that I have done or thought wrong things. When I was younger, much younger I didn't understand what moral issues were all about. I didn't even understand the Golden Rule or that girls were fundamentally different and altogether unique and special creatures.

At some point and time, I don't remember how long ago it was to the year, I thought that were meant to be used by men for our own personal whims. Of course back then I had no idea about what sex was, but I thought that when you got older and had a wife you ordered her around, that was what she was there for, right?

Now I don't remember where I got this idea from or at the time that it came, but I remember that my parents weren't like this at all so it wasn't from at home. It was like somewhere before I had gotten to the age of reason, somewhere before I possessed a good deal of cognitive thought, I had been brought to the conclusion by who ever that women were meant to be used.

My point in saying this is that I think this is the first problem we must identify when we come to ask the question what is wrong with men?

Many men go through this stage, many of them never come out of it. Many of them go into their adolescence looking for sex without any need for commitment because women are disposable pleasures, meant to be won and not to be thought of as worthwhile, long term pursuits.

So before we went any deeper, we had to find the starting point. And that's where it begins.

Preface: Fame < Infamy

I think that much to the surprise of others my conversations with Prentiss don't involve video games, anime or things such as that. Last night was one such night, where we put aside our nerdy quandaries and discussed something that had to do with real life people and situations. This next part may not surprise you if you have read my posts for any length of time, the discussion came to women.

In regards to women, Prentiss and I are the same. We were never the type to think girls had cooties and most of our friends are female. I let out that I happen to detest most of the masculine population for various reasons. But we didn't try to dump all of the relationship problems off on men, although it would be the easy way out. I think that various problems are the doing of the women themselves. Like a girl who sticks around with a guy who is undoubtedly using her for sex or as his own personal skeet rag, is no better than the guy in the situation when she is told up front, by said guy what she is to him.

Much to her own accord, the warnings of friends, both female and male, go unnoticed and the girl in the end gets the raw end of the deal while the rawest end of the deal is passed on to us. Who is us? Well us is guys who are looking for something long term, who see no benefit in dating someone if there's no future in it. Anyone can get fucked, but what does it matter if you can't make love?

I know that this might be brash, this might sound to both men and women to be the pompous preachings of some little virgin who doesn't know the first thing about relationships...but I'm here to tell you that in that last regard, you're more than wrong. I have witnessed the down fall of relationships like the fall of angels from the blinding heights they once held. Angels who held more sway than Lucifer...and I can say this. No matter how good a relationship looks its not invincible if you think you're above knowing what to look out for.

Having mostly female friends has taught me a lot of about their side of things. And of course I know my side. Prentiss says we should write a book. I would actually be up for that. If gay guys can write books on dating women, why the Hell can't we?

About That Oral Sex Thing....

This is what No Nation Army was made for. Things that I didn’t have time to discuss in Ambiguous Vindication. Well I don’t want this to go into to much detail because I don’t like grossing people out and stuff. But I just feel like guys should refrain from receiving oral sex as much as they possibly can.

Why, you may be asking. Isn’t this fucker a guy? Well yes I am, but I also can see that from a woman’s point of view it might just be kind of unnecessary. When you hear me out you might understand it all a little better. How many people out there know a guy that has had sex? How many of those guys had an orgasm? Probably all of them, in fact it’s a safe bet. But when it comes to girls it is much harder for them to have one.

All a guy needs is friction, there’s not much else needed for them. We’re built that way, we just have and easier time. Women take time, they have to be treated a certain way, they have to be emotionally prepared and there has to be a level of comfort, sometimes, if there’s not, it might even hurt more than it feels good.

Guys don’t need emotional help to cum, if there’s an erection you can be damn sure that they will get there, with or with out a mouth, or even another person for that matter. It doesn’t take a tender touch, kind words or any of that like it might for women. It takes speed and friction.

Hell there are guys out there who claim to be able to orgasm if they just think about it hard enough, they call it mental masturbation, look that shit up sometime. What ever the reason, men just have an easier time with orgasm.

So why the hell should any woman go out of her way to do something like blow a guy when and give him extra pleasure when chances are, he won’t give her enough in the first place?

I mean if she really wants to, then more power to her, but for a guy to sit there and beg and bitch about not getting it and then when it comes time for him to return the favor you can damn near bet he’ll just bitch about the job she did.

Since I’ve talked about this whole bit, I’ve always said that I would much rather eat a girl out than have her go down on me. I say that because I would feel more pleasured knowing that she was happy and satisfied than giving into my own selfish desires for something I don’t really need help doing. In all honesty if you want to cum with out pleasuring someone that bad go and fucking beat off and stop being a dick about it.

I’m not saying that I’ll never receive a blow job and I’m not saying I’ll go down on every girl I am with, that’s just a skanky move. But what I am saying is that I think a guy would do himself better, do the relationship better, and show some fucking chivalry by going down on her with out being asked to and without asking for anything in return.